It's haunting me even in my dreams.

Yesterday, I dreamt that I was in Masina, then I had to pee.

So Mr Ashraf looks at the clock and says, "I'll give you either 4 minutes or 5 minutes."

I agreed and rushed out of the room. As I ran out, he shouted, "4 minutes!"

And the "toilet" I went to was my Bukit Batok home kitchen. But I couldn't pee.

So Elaine comes out of the classroom and says, "Ah yah, go to the toilet and pee lah." I think the toilet was like, exclusive to rich people. Yes, you heard me. Rich people.

So I went to the toilet, but I still couldn't pee. And then it flashed through my mind that, I was 'Poor Qiu-Lyng', and Elaine was 'Rich Elaine', and only rich people could pee.

How sad/istic is that?

But the good thing about the dream, was that Timothy came into the toilet as well, and asked Elaine, "Did you pee on the wall?"

And she said yes, and he replied, "Pee on your own wall." And somehow, that was equivalent to liking me. Like, he wanted to keep the wall for me to pee on. Haha, what the hell right?

And Elaine says, "But I thought you liked _____?"

Timothy pauses for a moment, before saying, "I say again, pee on your own wall." Then he left to go back to class.

When Elaine comes back a little while later, Mr Ashraf asked why she took so long, and she said sneakily, "Because I found out SOMEONE likes to pee on their OWN wall."

I could even see the 'someone' and 'own' in capital letters.

I have no idea what the dream was about man.

But there you have it: rich people rule the world.

Labels: dream, Elaine Chai, Timothy Reu Nonis